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Slammy the Squoosh

Stuffed Cutie

Weight Claim: Lighter than he looks
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Yes, the rumors are true: Slammy once aspired to become the world's greatest basketball player. Unfortunately, Slammy didn't get selected in the NBA draft because he is what the pros call, "vertically challenged." Lucky for Slammy (and everyone else), the same qualities that make amazing basketball players also make amazing moisturizers: smooth moves, creamy texture, undying commitment to excellence, etc.

It just goes to show...greatness comes in all shapes and sizes!

Slammy Dimensions: 11 1/2" H x 6" D x 7 1/2W

*Limit One Slammy Per Customer*
Slammy plush toy
Slammy plush toy

Slammy the Squoosh Cheat Sheet

  • Face-changing ResultsSnuggles you when you're happy. Hugs you when you're sad.
  • Made forAnyone who likes soft, fluffy friends.
  • New-School BenefitsLove. Joy. Friendship. Not moisture, though.
  • FYISlammy is not actually a moisturizer. If you want a moisturizer, try Slammy's namesake Slam Dunk.

100% of Slammy testers agreed
'Slammy is not actually a moisturizer'*

*In a user trial of 50,000,000,000000000000000 people over 2 weeks
  • Fluff Feels good when squeezed
    Fabric Keeps fluff safely inside (unless gnawed by dogs)
    Pillowyness Helps support head during sleep
    Person squishing slammy

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    Bring Slammy with you all day, every day 
    (unless you are going places where he will get super dirty or attacked by rats or something).


  • Fluff and stuff.

    What we don't use Full Ingredient List
  • What are three fun activities to do with Slammy?

    Watch movies, host tea parties, practice dance choreography from Paddington 2.

    Should I be ashamed if I am 45-years-old but still want a Slammy to snuggle at night?

    No. Slammy is not ageist, and he will love you till you are 1001.

    Why does Slammy exist?

    God's plan.

✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA

✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA✓Dermatologist tested    ✓cruelty-free    ✓vegan    ✓BACKED BY RESEARCH    ✓rooted in plants, perfected by science    ✓Made in the USA

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